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DDT ILI DILEJA DRNDA TELEFONIJU

Posted: 10 Apr 2015 19:12
by TheDexyOnline
Ovaj primerak je skorijeg datuma ali već tragično sveprisutan. Njegova drama nije mobilni, već problem zavisnosti, tj. nesposobnost odricanja od istog na najneverovatnijim mestima i u najnezgodnijim situacijama. Iz tog razloga nazvan je DDT, odnosno Dileja drnda telefoniju.
Recimo, DDT samo što je ušao u kafe, pije kapućino a mobilni već zvrcka. DDT i dalje pije desnom a odgovara levom, ili umoči mobilni u šolju a kroasan zadene za uvo. Kreće u toalet i razgovara telefonom, odande dopiru neprijatni zvuci, zapljuskivanje i lomljava proistekli iz prepreka u obavljanju izvesnih operacija uz asistenciju samo jedne ruke. Često mu na izlazu mobilni kaplje a mrlje nepoznatog porekla prekrivaju pantalone.